Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Psentis @ Bits

Class rooms are the birthplaces for many couplings that happen in BITS.There are many ways that a guy try to attract his heart pick.The way that happens in class rooms begins with asking formal questions like do u have an extra pen? or whats the
tym now?Gals are the best hypocrites on earth and they fail to reply to any such things. Although she got half a dozen of pens or her father owns a pen corner, She never respond.The guy wont give up. Here the story gets a turn.Guy and gal never sound good so let me call the guy as dude and gal as devil.After the class, the devil forgets a book in her place.An unfortunate dude sniffs a femine fatal in that and follows his treasure hunt to find his source of scent. 90 percent of the cases the scent becomes deodorant and 9 percent ends in a perfume already reserved and 1 percent an open jasmine fragrance.



When the devil is deodorant, The dude drops the book and flees away.When she is sold out perfume, The devil runs away.The third case, Both of them linger for a while and the next day, She forgets her hanky .The next day her pen what follows the
other day is her hair pin. All the days ,in same place and in the same chemistry class, The chemistry happens.After a long forgetful week, The second week starts with the guy reserving place for the gal in crowded class and waving at her like a
desperate station master. The dame obliges and sits beside him.This time the dude forgets his pen.The next day he forgets the book and the next day watch and u know y.



Their chemistry turns out to be more organic when exams arrive. Libraries become dating points and books just become entry tickets for Library.Lalbhag in Bangalore, Necklace road in Hyderabad and RefLi in Pilani are all triplets from same branch.From 10 am to 11 pm, They try to intensify the chemistry and at 11:pm, The devil rushes to read where as the dude rushes to dream.When the marks are given,The devil score av+ x but our dude gets av-x.The first semester is no more stranger than this and their chemistry gathers some mystery during valentine's day.Dedications in radio about their beloved is cleanly studied by both of them. The dude anticipates some song dedication from his devil and the devil expects the same.The chemistry climbs a step when the guy sends a rose flower.The chemistry proceeds depending upon the response.He may get an yellow rose in return, with message I didn't expect this shit from U lets be friends or White rose with message am already committed, Rest in peace now or cauliflower with no message.


When This final frontier is cleared, The day begins for dude with short missed call from the devil.He rings and speaks to her. At lunch one more short missed call. Missed call become more frequent as days pass by and dude's out sourcing bill amplifies.A few days latter he follows Lehman brothers into bankruptcy.Days become more pale and pathetic, for, the viewers. .Refli ,cnot ,shivg, roads ,bhawan entrances where ever u go, U feel the two blabbering which makes u wonder whether God is omnipresent or sect of these two work less solitary mentally disordered forlorn pieces of shit.Enough has been told till now and I conclude the topic with best wishes for all such people to turn their chemistry into Successful Life

13 comments:

Pavan said...

hehehehehe...

The creative genius of gucha is jus getting better.. The tone is authentic and content is impossible.

Best of the gucha's posts...

smelling the scent and digging the source :D

theeta357 said...

kuttapal undi...
frst time..naalaga aalochinchi raasav.. :P

ilage continue cheyy.. :)

Unknown said...

Another good one from kukkal...
Hilarious...good comparisons...

'Ra'vi 'Kira'n said...

gucha na mazaaka

Anonymous said...

i doubt if this is gucha's diary!
this post has that feel which only an expirenced person can deliver.
so i dedicate all the open vacant rooms of insti to Mr.Gucha! :P

krishnaaditya said...

orey guch ga..

chesinavannee chesesi, ipudem theliyanatlu natisthunnava?

nuvvu iyanne padho tharagathi lone kanicchesavanta ga..
nenu em anatledhu ra.. janala talku..

Ashwin said...

psentis ghot better...both score av+.instance in blog inconsistent with facts. guchaa wat is ur side of the story?yellow rose or white rose or cauliflower?

CodeNameV said...

i always wondered what the dude and devil talk......do they crack jokes on the yet-to-be-dude beside them....do they talk about the chemistry prof...gucha, could you tell us?

best years of our lives said...

i am not very well experienced

But from the psychology of devils, i would say, The devil will become more evil when dude brings any third party devil

best years of our lives said...

@ Aditya

10th class lo konne ayyayi raa...migilinavi tarvatha cheddama ni chinna gap icha :D

TnT said...

Wooooooow!!!

Sarat Chandra said...

NOW...for all GUCHA fans..this is his last mc in BITS..

well my last multi in bits... pilallu baaga enjoi cheyyandi... never forget me...stay in tuch always... and remember entha aina thrill avtaaro antha avvandi... any gud fundoos try to invent tym machine... i luv to get back to these days and again type for one last tym ... pillalu inka padukoleda....
may ur drem cum true.....!!

love you said...

sashank redemption kanna baagundhi....
sexxu... bombu...u crazy ****...