Its all Mad Mad World

I woke up early in the morning.I saw my aunt coming from bus stop, Sending her 8 year old boy ,james , to school. After a while She started an argument with my uncle,


Aunt : Why cant we admit our james to a hostel, I am not finding time to get him ready for school.

I am about to hear the response from my uncle. But my concentration was interrupted by a paper boy.He dropped 3 brands of news paper and escaped.Wondering why three ,I saw the news.

Paper1 : The Present ruler is very kind and generous. He donated all his land to poor and needy. He even is building homes for people. He is an incarnation of ...........

Paper2 : The Ruler was Caught in land scam. He was allegedly involved in having illegal land of around 250 acres.In the time of ex ruler, No land mafia was involved then.The ex Ruler was an incarnation of ................

Paper3 : The ruler and the ex ruler have been involved in the land scams. The Actor turned leader who will be the ruler assumes there wont be any land mafia at the time. The actor turned leader is an incarnation of ...............


I didn't feel like Reading news paper. It was all like a lesson of Biography.News should not be like singing sonnets in the name of Venus. News must be ...... As I am having such serious self redemption of my own conscience, our Neighbour arrived. He says

Neighbour : Dude , I am contesting as an independent for elections. So I have started my news paper and can u subscribe it ??

Almost all of the paper has got his pics of watering plants, cleaning toilets and vaccinating children.

Me :Sorry ..We have enough daily episodes of Biographies in addition to history channel..

Hearing that, He left without any word.

I picked up one of our biographic text books, News Paper 2, to read non political news

It said "Sharukh khan suffering from severe cold. His wife is worried and in front of media she spoke in tears, "I never saw him sneeze so much. I am worried". Meanwhile the fans of sharukh khan are performing "mrutynjaya" yagna for speedy recovery. His son has drawn an e-card of get well soon to his father. Sharukh khan is now having vicks vapourab treatment. He is wearing white clothes and Pink Underwear............"

In some cow corner of paper it said

"Vajpayee condition is improving. No further news is available. Will be updated soon"

Its a Mad Mad World.

I looked at sports column, to find any news interesting... Its all cricket entirely.

->ICC ban on ICL players continues

->Dhoni Signs for Colgate closeup cibaca pepsodent miswak n local jharkand toothpaste

->Why man in form Sachin wont retire - By ArunLal

I can predict tomorrow news also

->ICC Ban on ICL continues

->Dhoni Signs for VIP underwears ,Play Boy magazine and Daisy Dee Panties

->Why Cant Man in form Sachin retire -- By Sanjay Manjanekar

In addition to this -- Sania Mirza Looses in First Round.

100 grams of paper contain everything doesn't even contain 1 milligram of truth.

Bullshit ...No Paper Shit...Lemme see what televison carries

News... Floods in Hyderabad - Exclusive Coverage of TV9

The brave TV9 people went on a boat to people stuck in floods and this is the interview.The people who were drowning were interviewed by tv9 team.

Tv9: How did it happen and at what time?? Speak through this cell phone

victim : Help.. i cant speak now.. Please let me out please

T9 : Has any body arrived for help ?

Victim : I am Drowning Help please...Let me Outttttttttt

Tv 9 : Whoz responsible for floods? ruling party..opposition or The LTTE in Srilanka ?

Victim : Please am unable to breathe..Save meee

Tv9 : How are you feeling now ?

Victim: I am not hearing you. I am drowning ... I am Drownedddddddddddd

Tv9 : That's the report from area of floods.Many people are drowning like this.No body is coming to rescue them. I don't know how drastic it is.

Ahhhhh My remote itself is begging to change the channel...Movie news in ETV 2...

"Fans of Sneha have built a temple in the town of salem and they are performing puja on her holy statue.A fan has donated 7000 rupees garland to her.people in tamil nadu have built a temple in recent past for rajnikanth and kushboo and they also were planning to build a holy shrine for namitha "


Temple ??!!Holy shit !!!In future the tourism of tamilnadu wont have mahabalipuram and kanchi..instead.. Nayanatara Ashram...Sneha Shrine... Kushboo Mandir...

Its A Mad Mad World!!

A move is better to watch than to see such things.

So went on to buy One PIRATED DVD ..You see my fellas Even I am getting a part of this Mad Mad World ...I am Buying illegal stuff.. Buying pirated thing is a crime.. Yet we are helpless...

So Went for shop

Me : Do you have Toy Story ?

Dvd Shop Owner : Yup here it is

It has 4 movies Toy Story 1, Toy Story 2 Toy Story 3 and Toy Story 4

Me : 4 movies??!! How are the prints ??

Dvd Shop Owner : 1 and 2 are DVD Quality. 3 is Good and 4 is Worth watching

Toy Story 3 is set to release in 2012 and Even God hasn't Made mind on Toy Story 4.

Frustrated ....Irritated... I came home for Lunch...

My Aunt arrived...I asked about when james will come
She said

Aunt : James has got computer class in noon. So he ll have IIT coaching fro 4-5....

Me : So i expect him around half past 5

Aunt : Nope He got tuition from 5 to 8

Me : Can I expect him at 8 ?

Aunt Depends on Traffic

Me :Any other plans ?

Aunt : Homework and then sleep.

School for IIT from 8 years??!! Computer lessons ??!! They cant spell a for apple properly. How on earth they have such strenuous schedule??!!Parents Have brains until they become Parents.


The Artificial Motherly luv has created serious impact on me ..may be more because of being the witness of Mad Mad Harmonics I have experienced since morning.... It made me blabber like a drunken man but a drunken man never lies ....I just thought

"Parents these days, give birth to children. I doubt whether Mothers these days breast feed their children or they give infants so called "MothER LUV Powder" or may be they join their infants in "We Breast Feed Your Child While You are at Work". Even at age of 3,Child cant feel Mother's bliss properly. He will be joined in one of "Day Care Centres under care of Nobel teacher ...and In school ,with IIT foundation under another Nobel teacher...Later in 11th and 12th under A college Which is far worsen that Concentration camps of NAZIS. Then Job and marriage and he becomes one such "GUD PARENT"

If he undergoes improper care under so may teachers, I wonder which of the teachers, He picks himself as his mother. The one who gave birth or Breast fed or child care or school teacher or Tuition one or......House Maid ??!!"

MAD MAD WORLD it is and we are making such a mad mad world

Thinking such a stuff always after hearty lunch kicks you into dreams... So Signing offf bt before that ...



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