On the Way to Home

Its monday morning. Swaminathan is reluctant to open his eyes...I am sitting beside him in Train reading the today's (February 23 2010) news paper. Before going in, I have 2 say some lines about myself...

I have recently completed my PhD in BITS pilani in Mathematics after three years of rigurous study. Dont get awestruck with that. Do you know what we have done there?

The first year we proved that "1" is a natural number

The Second year We proved that "+" is an addition operation

The Third year we proved that "1 +1 " is not 1

This is what Msc Maths or Phd Maths are studying or doing there..

An LKG girl once asked me whatare you studying, I said We are proving 1+1 is not 1

then she said "Take 1 finger in 1 Right Hand and 1 finger in left hand and Count them both"

1+1=2..see its not 1. Shame Shame U went to Rajasthan to do this ??!!



Thats it!! Simple ...Yes She is Simple. Her thoughts are ample.. Children think simple but aim high. Child's dreams always revolve around becoming a Scientist or Some Super Hero. But when they grow up Their thoughts become confused and Their Aim descends a bit. The Scope of land they are standing become narrower and narrower till the ground they are standing becomes a sharp edged sword and finally drop from sky to ground of routineness.Thats what we call it "Gaining Maturity" .


These thoughts for tea are interrupted by my Tamilian Friend's wakeup call. Like every Tamilian , He started the day with "Deyyy Machaaa Deyyyy What Deyyyyy"

Frustrated with his Sound, Which is worser that HAL made Aeroplanes, I said

"It'S Monday.. Stop asking What day again..ok ..So Shutup- Getup- Brushup"

and Its Time Up -- Bangalore Bangalore has Come ...

I Descended down .. Many Guys were watching televison and were more emmotional than my granny who gets while watching "AnthaRangalu". Some are even crying and Some are saying "Proud India Proud"

The Reason is the sequel of Slum Dog Millionaire -- SlumBi**** (Slum Female Dog Billionare - a story of female gal called Pithika ) is the hot shot for today's oscar and

South Indian Music Maestroes Koti and Chakri are hot favourites for back ground score --> AMERICA NEVER HEARD BEAT ---THEEN MAAR.

Other Cake on Ice nominations are for BestSong sung by Night in Gales of South "R.P Patnaik and Vande Matharam Srinivas.

Ohhh Yeaahh!!! Am proud of Slums.. Showing Slums in Splendid colors cannot make Garbage into Gold.. Poor People Realize and Remove Slums.. There Should not be another SlumD Sequel.

Escaping all such Un Natural Calamities-- I finally went near an Auto stand. A bunch of Auto drivers were discusiing about their credit card bills.Never try to poke them. . Every Auto in Bangalore will have meter which is a motor without any matter.But if he unleashes it, It runs much faster than usain bolt .

So I decided to walk off to malleswaram, 3 killometers from there.

As i am walking past, I see every name of shop written in kannada..even Spoken English center is written in Kannada... and do you know bangalore is the only place on earth where footpath is bigger than roads?? Even Government knows that and they say

"We have appinted a Committee Highly effecient R&D to find ways of reducing traffic but it miserably failed"

On one such roads I saw a troop of our college mates coming With Banner of IIT ...Singing songs for no good reason.Then I realized to stay far from them. They are Bitsians in Iscon Group@ BITS and IIT stands for Indian Iscon Trip.


Praising Lord is what people all the world will do.Even Iscon People praise decently . But Iscon Students in Bits will become bit Hysteric in that. They behave as if they are Retarded Aliens from South Central Hill of Distant Androneda Galaxy.

I agree with Praising Lord Krishna and i wont critisize their way of praising but their Bemusing life with silly willy rules like

"You have to maintain ur cgpa"
"Wakeup at 5:30 u will have 20 points ..Wake up at6:00 u will have 10 points"
"Should take bath at5:30"
"Donttalk with any one unless he is iscon guy"


Such silly rules never gain any self satisfaction.He who has Luv in him has God in him..
"Anabe Sivam" dats wat it says and Helping Hands are far better than praying lips ...We have to realize that.


I was about to enter my home... But soon realised that I havnt had my hair cut and shave for five months and so I went right to barbershop.

On the way I realized Our NBA "Non Bathers Association" Pledge

"We Brothers of Bits Pilani try not to bathe for single time and we carry this legacy a life time. Those who do bathe are irritators and Soaps and Shampoos are our terminators. Hair cut is banned and Shaving is abondened. We Survive with Stinking Smell and We always Save Water in the Well. Our rooms must be Pungent and They should not bear a deodrant. We make our roomie run and Its our meanest Fun.On Sem'sLast day we renounce thats wat we finally anounce. Bless us Lord with wings of Dust and as Kings of Dirt"


Remembering that I entered the Barber shop