Me Myself and Mathematics

          After a long gap which i filled myself with many bitsian memories of my recent pilani visit, let me  give you  an old joke of mine in pictorial way

A gal is  --->

Goat kukka

Now Sorry to say that I gotto   start my blog with simple and serious Psychological state of my mind , 

We are trying to climb an oily tower of time  by ourselves all through the day without seeing a ladder of thought beside us. Some see it, use it and move through time eternally, immortally and Archimedes , newton  Einstein are of no exceptions. We cant imagine technology without them. What if Archimedes sat in the bath tub with a gal and a hole in it ? What if Newton slept under a Pumpkin tree instead of an apple? What if Einstien was handsome enough to flirt with Rita Haysworth in Hollywod ? We are not living man. We are just mastrubating with time for a momentous orgasm of happiness.

Dont expect the same seriousness all the while. I wanted to say My experiences with mathematics teachers in my school, College and in BITS pilani. Just move your eyes down

They all say maths is the queen of all sciences but I hated mathematics since my childage.Me and numbers never go together. My marks in Maths always are poor. They always have the shape of

X2+y2 = constant 

Its all like  Short ball to Ganguly, Nadal to Federer, Balayya to Humans and Mathematics to Gucha. 

 In my tuition,  I was taught maths by a man with horrendous squint eyes. Its like looking africa and seeing Asia.I always concentrated on what angle his head should be If he wanted to look at me. I neither figured his Head eye coordination  nor the maths he taught dialy even for today.In school, Maths teacher is BJP (Bhoomiki Janedu Podavu). You can see her hand writing on blackboard but not the person.  

In intermediate Some north-east guy taught  us mathematics.I hated his chinky face. especially the eyes of his and his brothers- korean chinese and nepal people. God has shown so much variety in this world in creating people but he lacked that in creating their faces. May be the deadline for face creation is neared and he simply cut copied and pasted each face to every one of them like all bitsians do. Even God might be  also a BITSAA senior member. I always slept in the last bench during his class  dreaming of the nurses that were there beside my campus.

I didnt find any difference in BITS pilani during maths class. Devi prasad tries to proove how 1+1=2 all through the sem. M.Ganesh whispers wat ever he knows in the ear of black board. Virender sehwag, Psingh and T.N.Express are running fast always and ever. Balram Dubey is like a thin flag pole-I always wantd to write a letter to his wife asking her to feed him chawanprash daily.I used to attend B.K.Mishra class as it contained most femine population. All through the class I began to analyze the structures of different gals sitting in the class using Engineering graphics. (Aanalysis of Structures Using Engineering Graphics)

But for every bitsian gal  top view front view and side view are same

You know what structure those views will give

Most of the gals in my batch are UGOs --> Ugliest Ghoting Objects. They all deserve to be having OSCARS

O -- Oily skin

S-- Stinking dress

C--Cylindrical bodies

A--Annoying Tone

R--Rubbish Face

S--Stupidest Brains

I always come out of BKM class finding that there are 20 regularly coming cylinders 6 coming twice a week and a few coming before the day of exam.

Thats it for now.  If i encounter any mathematics professors in future, I ll update this topic for sure. My eyes are feeling drowsy now. I gotto sleep. Cya Soon.