Babai Writeup

After so much gap, I got some gush of fresh air to breathe and so i decided myself to enlighten the gloomy mind of me with an idea and Here is it before you my memory bubbles, typed down , about


No more introduction required on him , for he is known for his Gre English and eloquent English dialogues that can contain words not only from English but also from Telugu Malayalam Marathi Cantonese Hebrew Esperanto and may be from konkani also. U may b rare to find one complete ideal English sentence for, He always believes Nothing is ideal.The hilarious part of him always come into our hearts when we get a neat thrashing from him. The Keats, Shakespeare or even Henry David Thoreau awakens in him when he is angry. Anger opens his English dictionary and Some of his memorable quotes include When Choms came late to class , he says "Late always. U r coming to class like parentas" ..Parentas :O.


Prepositions might not be the part of speech for babai dicionary and if there were any, They might be misplaced or gramatical blunders or may be satan in him might have uttered that.There was one such instance when a student ready to receive thrashing, might have frozen from his spellbound lecture which included the famous line "U come downstairs or I come upstairs" which is a calculated babai dictionary sentence.


Another star future of babai dictionary is its adoption of some unknown nouns from various languages and trimming them properly to suit in the English.Babai can utilize this feature whenever he want to blabber some gibberish pieces from his mouth before students.

Some memorable quotes which availed this feature are

"I told u like ram parrot na" No comments just a pearl dropped from babai's English necklace.

"U see my son I stuggled hard in childhood. I studied in TOPLESS schools" R these schools posed before Playboy magazine to get topless ?? :O i wonder There mite b botomless schools or even bikini schools!!

"The water came out of bangala kath" This definitely is a master piece. Babai mite have executed Bay of bengal.getFromTelugu().trimToEnglish(). A multilingual sentence from


There is a similarity between babai and football player,i.e. A football player kicks the ball in aggression but when babai is aggressive, He kicks of not only nouns pronouns,verbs, articles but also us to our native place, which in his own words.. " If i kick here u go ticketless to Hyderabad" - The cheapest and probably quickest way of transport from pilani.Another quote which depicted his Ronaldinho mannerism is "U drink in Ram, I smell in krishna".Some thing is kicked from here but dun kno what and how.

Babai is the shrewdest prof in Bits,His shrewdness lied in handling a dumb ecomonic course n dumber way and emerging out finally in the dumbest way which even made him wonder.But when a student raise with an uncanny coubt, Nosooner, Babai says" Ahh!! gud question. This is the question for tomorrow's Tut" . No words even in babai dictionary to praise the Spontaniety of our beloved babai


Jokes Apart blah blah blah...presenting before u *********** aka babai and hope he will reach to heights of bits director and start repeating L.K.G. English.