A hand A bicycle A pink Cheddi and A Star are meeting today...Its 5:30 already. I think every one have arrived..Let us peek into meeting hall....
Strange!! There are no audience ..Expect a lone Spectator-- A middle Class Spectator.. But on the stage ...Its all Setup ...Hand is Waving His Hand... Pink Cheddi is there on left corner close to the hand.. His nose is much bigger than Sumo Wrestler Butt....The Star is glowing Bright.. Fresh Charm..he is carrying ..But where is the cycle ..??
Half an Hour has passed...One Hour has passed... Did you see him ??
Ahhh There he is .. With 2 Ants .....both r two communists ...and a Poster ... Seperate Wardrobe for pink cheddi....Seeing this.. The nose of Pink Cheddi swung towards Bicycle.
Hand seeing this starts...
Two ants ahh!! Gud Man do you think ants Ride the bicycle ??!! And You pink cheddi can Honk Horn for your Bicycle ??
Bicycle : We form The Great Bond (Goppa Kootami) Ants to cheer and Pink Cheddi as my Bicycle seat cover ... Suits us all ...
In mean time pink chedddi says
Hand You gave me Hand when I asked for Seperate Wardrobe ...Now Bicycle is saying ... so I am happy to be a Cover for Bicycle's Ass.
Star interrupts In group Leader movie also Two Villans Came against me .. I Smashed both..Here too Bicycle Get as many Ants as much.."Haath Dekha Kitna Rough Hain"
Bicycle says... U Fresher.... U r flimish still... Hand You are also fimish right ??
Hand : What the Hell are you taking about U Yellow Painted Two Tyre Puntured Bicycle?
The simpleton down the stage looks curious.. What sort of Acting Hand has done in the present rule
Then Bicycle intervenes
Hand.. U fingered in Every land mafia in City.. Even in your home town...No land Goes beyond ur Middle Finger Length ...Isnt it Looking Like a Villan in Role of a movie ...If u keep your Shit in Every land.. Where on Earth You give it to Poor and needy ?
Before Hand is going to say... He donated even his house to poor... Star says Bicycle ..So What have you done ?You ruled 9 years and Instead of You working , U made people work. People Cleaned their Streets under Meek "Compulsory Toilet Cleaning Camp" every week...Have You seen My "eNDIRA" Movie ?? I built dam for prople ... See that atleast tonite.
The common simpleton is thinking now .. Star is better than Hand ... and try to feel relaxed ..
MeanWhile Pink Cheddi says... I Strongly support Bicycle.. Dont know why I do..Dear all Pink Cheddies... Eat even the Shit on Cycle's Tyres.. what we want is Seperate Wardrobe....
Hand laughing at the Big nosed Cheddi Words ...Says.. Do you see Today's news paper Free Houses ....Big Addd... Free for you dear Simpleton ....
Simpleton now looks happy to give Hand the Magic Wand
Bicycle says ... Figments of Imagnation Having Paperwork....Every Today's News Paper is Tomorrow's Tissue Paper ...Just like Your ideas....
Pink CHeddi says .. True True ... As true as our Seperate Wardrobe arrival....
Star says... Where You have got money for Such Huge Adds ...Contracts...Taking Bribes ??Or is there Fuckin Machine which shits Green Paper ? Have You seen Thagoor ...Our ACF will kick You to hell....The star stops suddenly... He suddenly doesnt remember ..his muggedup Dialogue ...
Hand says ....Stop Targetting me ... Or Else I will see both of you in Hell ....
Star says Killing ....I Killed hundreds in Movie "Lenin".. CM prakashraj tried to kill me.. I smashed him ... and Simpleton... Try to help 3 people Ask 3 people to help 3 more... This is My first point in Manifesto....
Pink Cheddi says.. Y u came to Politics instead of Dishum Dishum STuff..Have you ever took movie "Seperate Wardrobe for Pink cheddi" Get lost ...
Bicycle says U killed So many Cycles . Yet you call yourself a leader ?? What happened to your Arogya sri... Aarogya Sri is not even as healthy as its promo .. U r a Leader.. Shame .. Except changing names of Aerodrums and Hospitals in name of ur Fore fathers... U did Nothing...Copied Our Manifesto point ...2 rupees Killo Rice ... for poor ...Free Current ..
Stupid Think on ur own feet..
Seeing their Argument ...Simpleton thinks ...Bicycle Ride looks good in Future
Hand Says... So have you given 2 rupee killo ? Any indication of free current ? The State is Huge not only hyderabad...Farmers benifited nothing because of you ... Many commited suicide instead of seeing your French Beard Face...I then saw Forrest Gump movie and like that I ran across the state ....People loved me then ....Your bicycle never Crossed beyond hyderabad Border.. We w ill give What We are saying
Pink Cheddi says... As True as Seperate Wardrobe....
Star says... Shutup u Mega Nose...Few days back U cried on the floor...and decided not to eat any shit unless ur mama gave you seperate wardrobe ..(Aaamarana nirahaara diksha for seperate state) ...After some time... U went to Mama... Maama Maama am hungry ... Can u give me milk atleast...Thats what you are a 3 year old marasmus baby with Obesity in Nose ....
Howz THIS pink cheddi... Dog Bite Slipper Slap....
Bicycle says... Here is it simpleton ...1:50 rupees killo rice and Free current
Star says : 1.40 rupees rice and Free current and every house one transformer
Hand says : 1 Rupee rice and Every house one power plant
Bicycle 90 paise
Star 80 paise
Hand 70
Cheddi : 60 as true as Seperate wardrobe...
Every one start quarreling Bidding rates on free rice
It comes down to
Bicycle : 5 paise
Star 4 paise
Hand : 2 paise
Cheddi... Free rice... Fro pink cheddis of seperate wardrobe........
Seeing the quarrel ...Simpleton shouts.....
Shutup!!! Am middle class person.
Dear Hand ....If you reduce prices on these things like current and Rice to farmers ?? Wwho will compensate the Reduced prices ? It comes as tax on Us. Did you ever pay tas ? Have you ever paid 1 third of salary to government ?? Neither the poor nor the rich suffer ...Only the middle class... PAAVALA VADDI as u say Runaalu MAFI... but what happened you know ....To compensate that.... Prices grew on dialy supplies. Yet the poor got them free and rich got them tax free.. Your Ideas might be figments of imagination. They may create false hope for many.... But If Pro is opposite of Con , The Opposite of Progress is ..... U know what
Stop Laughing You cycle face. Am coming at you. You never peddaled beyond city. Still you made many people work. Its the leaders who have to work..Software wont run the state.. Its the poor Middle class that live in the state.. Do something for farmers. Teachers and Govt oficials never benifited because of You . If You are the leader I think POOR becomes Poorer and IT fields Become richer
And You star .....I have lot of respect for your acting and i am Great Fan ...But Life is not a cinema... How can we belive that your party is able to do all the Good on earth? Having blood banks and Eye banks proove ur intentions ... . I respect you well.....You may do Good. But what about the others in your Party ?They are all either fingers of hand or Spokes of Bicycle Wwheel....How can i Garuntee development in your party with them? A Mango tree with full of weeds around ... cant survive much
And Pink Cheddi ... Cheddis are Cheddis only.. They never Become Jeans pants Even though you are gicen a seperate wardrobe... Stop dividing and start developing the state...
Thus I think If I vote to any of You My vote never feels satisfied. It never sees Deveopment in Hand and Cycle and Never sees Garuntee of that in Star beside Pink cheddi not even considered for any opinion.
There is 49-O in constitution which says I VOTE NOBODY and I am cancelling my vote...April 16th is Not Far...Readers of the blog do hurry up....
Better Save your vote today than to waste on Someone who lives on your vote tommorow letting you suffer
8 comments:
haha nice timing gucha....kaani konnallu nuvvu low profile maintain cheyyadam better emo :P
Hey, nice write up! But please do consider that according to the Indian constitution you vote for a representative and not for a party, and definitely not for the CM or PM :-)
So we need to pick the right representatives. You might be surprised to find that the best candidate might be from the worst party, or a completely unheard of party! It's easy to jump to the 49-O option, but we need to do our duties properly, and pick the right leaders - that's our duty!
I have seen the work done by some local representatives, and I can tell you it's not as easy as you think it is - there is a lot of hard work involved. And if we choose the right people for every assembly constituency, things will definitely improve.
"obesity in nose"
"Cheddis are Cheddis only"
"I then saw Forrest Gump movie and like that I ran across the state"
"Seperate Wardrobe for Pink cheddi"
nice ones
but i disagree with the conclusion....."lets not vote" is not an option......donga vote vestaru nuvvu vote veyyakapothe......theres too much at stake to refrain from voting!!!
and as far as i know the fwd mail on section 49-o is a hoax......there is no section speaking of a citizen's right to reject from voting or right to saying "i dont vote"....infact section 49 of constitution of india has only one point and its not about "vote", its about "monuments".....heres wat is says
49. Protect ion of monuments and places and objects of nat ional
importance.—It shal l be the obl igat ion of the State to protect every
monument or place or object of ar t i s t ic or hi s tor ic interes t , declared by or
under law made by Par l iament to be of nat ional impor tance, from
spol iat ion, di s figurement , des t ruct ion, removal , di sposal or expor t , as the
case may be.
infact, there had been a petition for making it one of the available options....but there has also been an opinion that making this option available will increase hypocrisy....it is anyway there at various levels in various strata of society....still this option is not a very good option for any democracy IMO
I would request you as well as all of your readers to please register to vote.....yes, its late but its not too late.....jaagore is still taking applications....please go and register if you havent done so.....and on voting day, please vote.....as i said before there is too much at stake this time around!!
thanks, for correcting me via email comment
49-o is part of the law and order ministry "election rules" and not constitution of india
http://lawmin.nic.in/ld/subord/cer1.htm
what is hoax about this section is that "if votes in this section are more than winning candidate, then the re-poll takes place".....this is not true.....atleast in the lawmin link above, it doesnt show up......the one with highest would be chosen leader even if there are more of these "no-votes"....so your vote is basically going to go waste if u use 49-o......aiding neither the winner nor the looser!!!
wat of a none option in the vote?
haha..nice one...
"eNDIRA"
"LENIN"
"Obesity in nose."
LOL :D
another brilliant article on "why no vote is not a feasible option!!"....please read it
http://satyameva-jayate.org/2009/04/14/none-of-the-above/
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