Sunday, March 8, 2009

Apogee Time lo ....




March month -2006--Apogee Time


Prerequisites : DP ki color takkuva..Puppy ki Cuttings ekkuva... Babu Bommalu Geestaadu ... Subbu Rec n Acc lo pani chestadu

Nite 8 ayyindi..Maa wingies chaala mandi departments lo unatam valla antha silent gaa undi.Second year MT2 teacher kala lo ki ravatam tho nidra bhale pattindi....Pakkane unna 

maa batch banda pilla kanipinchatam tho....adedo Gundu kottinchina mahesh babu ni chusinattu ulikki padi lecha...

Wing bayitiki vocha..Bathroom ki nadustundaga.. oka nallati akaaraaniki dash icha...Vaadu ventane Guchaa ani arichadu..aaa gonthu maa DP gaadidi...Dunnaothu ki cycle guddite 

cycle aravaali kani ikkaa reverse lo jarigindi..Physics lo  dark matter gurinchi chadavatame kaani Practically not possible annaru..Adi tappani telustoondi ippude...

Me :Ye raa ikkada em chestunnav ??

DP: Naa RayBan cooling classes Vetukkuntunna antoo siggu paddadu..


Nite Cooling glasses endi raa Month Less Fellow (nela takkuva vedava) ani arustu .. 

Me: ye ra .....ekkadiki ?


DP: Department ki veltunna raa...Apogee time gaa ..Bizi Bizi..Faafalu untaru Frofose cheyyali ... anti dobbesadu

veedu firewalls department... kaani veedu cheraaka danni coal walls ani change chesaru...Aina eee firewalls ante edo F1 ki cheering team anukuneru...Lekunte Bits Ladies basket ball fans kuda kaadu..Bits lo Pandagalaki Pabbalaki Jeetam teeskokunda Chowki BUsiness chestuntaaru...


Malli veedu cheekati lo nadisthe evdanna dash ichestaadani ... Cell tower meeda red light pettinattu.. veedi bugga meeda radium sticker pettesi pampincha..

Eee lopale current vochindi .. Dark matter DP ala vellipoyaadu..nenu Anc ki bayaldera ..

Aappude Puppy gaadu nannu chusi Guchaaa ani gattiga eggjitement tho arichaadu...

Puppy.. in DOpy --Department of Porno...thooch...Photography..

eee dopy pillalaki pani paata em lev..Aaata 3 lo anchors laaga...Milli gram exitement ki Killogram thrill avtuntaaru..

Veedu Department lo cherina kothallo Sagam sem motham negative ni Boothaddam kinda petti research chese vaadu... Oka saari

Me :Wat dude Y looking Nevative in Devil Glasses (Boothaddalu)

Puppy :Naa Face intha tellaga unna -ve lo enduku raa nallaga undo ani              
Tarvaaatha telsindi DOPY vallu ila Burra Dobbesina IIT coaching vallane recruit cheksuntaaru ani...

Birla Baama ..Taata Tatayya ..vaadi padesina Cam ni Pattukoni.. kukkaki kundelu ki cross breed aina oka pilli pillani pakkane pettukoni.. Gandhiji statue head meeda hair ni photo teyyalani try chestuntaaru .. veellu...Sem lo appudappudu Calenderlu Diary lani tayaru chesi Bhagwan ji omlet ki free gaa vochelaa contract kuda pettukunnaru...

Nannu choodagane ...Veedu naa vaipu parugettadu ...veedi venakaale aaa ammai Hutch lo kukka pilla la veedi vaipu parigettindi ..veedini kottala vodileyyala ani adugudaamani 

ventane idea add lo Sreya laa

naa cell lo Gandhi yaa Commando ani maa frends ki oka sms pampanu..

kaani maa vallu..kakkurthi fellas... evadiki free sms offer lekapovatam tho reply raaledu..

akkade nilchunna naaku ... oka snap raa ani adigaadu.. nenu kaadanna .. veedu vadaladu... Dopy fellas anthe ...Fevicol thintu pudtaaru.. Fevi quick namuluthu perugutaaru.. Fevi stick pooskoni tirugutaaru.. 

Vaadu nannu nilabetti ...naa mohamu... kaallu.... chetulu...... evi cover kaakunda oka snap teesi id number teeseskoni oka smile ichi...03689 -5 copies  ani naa id kuda vaade cheppeskuni 
vellipoyadu...

Vaadu vellipogaane Babu gaadu "Gandhi yaa ..Come and Do naa" em cheyyali raa Gandhi ni ani SMS pampaadu .. Kaasepu emo artam kaale tarvaatha veligindi ...Crac vallu vesina Crack 
joke ani ... Commando-- Come and Do ...


Babu crac lo last sem join ayyadu.. Kaani veediki anthakumunde Crack undedi ani maaku assalu telidu ..Veediki chinappati nunchi ammai anna aavakaayi anna Bommalanna Ear cutting 
cheskune vaadu...Anduke eppudu ane vaadu

Art Aavakay Ammai eppudu bore kottav raa ani ...


Oka roju ...

Babu : nenu crack chesa raaa Crac lo 

Me : Ela raa 

Babu : Auditions lo naa 10th class lo nenu ammai ki raasina artistic ..luv drawing chupincha ...

Me: edi maaku chupinchavu ...

Vaadu chupinchaadu.. 





vaadu raasina luv drawing chusi ellundi thine thindi ni ivvale vaanthi cheskunattu anipinchindi..Paapam aaa ammai ippudu ye mental Hospital lo undo emo ...

Babu : I lUV you raa.. Luv ante heart ee kada raa. Anduke ala geesa...Naa creativity baagunda ??


Bagunda??!!ala kuda anipistoonda?Africa lo tappipoyina antarctica penguin laa undi maa bathuku...


Vaammo ...eee crac vallaki pani paata em ledu ...Kaakulaki tella paint kottatam ..Cheema meeda chimpanzee ni geyyatam ... Ila geesina dikkumaalinia bommalni petti... Wonder our creativity ani oka board pedtaaru.. Veella stall pakkane eppudu 109 ambulance enduku untundo artham ayyuntundi  ..


Ivvala Poddune Babu gaadu chaala happy gaa unnadu ...Em ayyindi raa ante .. CRAC visitors ki APOGEE kosam oka question kanipetta 

Babu : Oka foto lo penta untundi Pakka foto lo undadu ... Appudu em antaaru ?

Me : Emantaaru raa ?

Babu : Penta Gone Antaaru raa ..BAhhahahahhahah Bahhahahahahha

Veellu anthe C6 valle nayam veellakanna Kaasta artam ayye jokulu veskuntaru...


Anc ki vocha... Dosa order icha...

dingu dingu mantu Subbu gaadu kooda vochaadu... Assale Apogee time gaa ...Subbu gaadu Sagam anc lo Inka sagam MB mundu untaadu .. Migilina tym lo Department work lo aina maa wing lo aina tirugutuntadu ...Rec n Acc lo andaru ilanti bizi schedule ee follow chestuntaaru ..

Rec n Acc lo chaala mandiki oka polcy undi 

"Manishi ki nela neeru nippu aakasam gaali evi lekunna HYPE ....(Gattiga)HYPE......(Inka Gattiga) HYPE cheste chaalu Bathakagaladu " ani

Samvatsaraaniki oka saari Orissa varada baadhithulla ... Ekkado place unna chota oka Tent veskuntaaru ... Tent kattadam kosam Mech Sol ..Analysis of Structures lantivi chaduvutu tega hype chestuntaru...Aaa tent ki Paint kottesi Padesina paint dabbala lo water veskoni tirugutuntaaru ...Deeniki thodu Tent lo Lights kosam wing lo unna tubelights and Bogs lo unna zero bulbs ni dobbestuntaaru..Ten feet kuda leni tent lo Twenty members daaka untaru... Veellani chuste India lo pedarikam ekkuva ayyindemo ...1 rupee leka 50 paise generous donation cheddam...Ani feeling vochestundi ...



Eee logaa naa Dosa Vochedindi ....Nenu kummestaanu...Meeru velli kummi dobbandi ika ...




15 comments:

arvind thatikonda said...

OMFG.....gucha stomach pattukoni mari laufing...ayya Departments vallu chusthe oori vesukoni chastharu :P

NEO said...

111111111111111111111111111111


inka continuation unda?? :P

goalless said...

nice one....pentagon :D...waiting for the continuation..

Pavan said...

11
11
11
puppy gadu dopy, babu crac aa ...11 ayyo raathaa

very good post guchaaa...paduko undi...
:D

Manu Ganji said...

11... whatttttt a blog!!!!.. setji

theeta357 said...

gucha is back...doing what he does the best..
"" nything can blow ur mind
but this is MIND BLASTING.. :P ""

Guru said...

11
11

RaghavaSriram Vangala c/o mAc-Ninjas said...

hahahah
my belly paining..
comedy gucha is back...

Hemanth Kumar said...

Woah!!!..That was terrific gucha...I laughed so much that I am crying right now!!!..:)....Brilliant dude...You have got a great sense of humour....

And thanks a lot! That reminded me a lot about BITS!..:)

Tejo Karthik said...

తెలుగు లో వ్రాసిన బ్లాగుకి తెలుగులో కమెంటు ఇస్తే బాగుంటుంది అనిపించింది :)
బిట్స్ లో డిపార్టుమెంటుల మీదా క్లబ్బుల మీద జోక్స్ వేయడం ఇదేమి కొత్త కాదు...కాని నువ్వు వాడిన కొన్ని పదాలు, పాదాలు, ఛలోక్తులు నాకు చాలా బాగా నచ్చాయి...ఈ పోస్టు తెలుగులోకి అనువదించి (అంటే మొత్తం తెలుగులో) వ్రాస్తే ఇంకా బాగుంటుంది అని నా అభిప్రాయం.
ఇక విషయానికి వస్తే...నేను కూడా బిట్స్ లో ఒక "ఆర్ట్ అండ్ డీ" అనే డిపార్టుమెంటులో పని చేశాను. మా ఊసు నీ ఈ పోస్టులో ఎందుకు ఎత్తలేదు? :P
డిపార్టుమెంట్ల గురించి "దోసా"(DOSA) వాళ్ళంతా ఇంచు మించు ఇలాగే అనుకుంటారు...కాని ఎవరి ఇష్టం వారిది కాబట్టి, నాకు నేనుగా ఎవ్వరిని ఏమి అనను :P :P
Play Safe అన్నమాట....

ఈ సారి కూడా బాగా రాశావు...అదరగొట్టావు....

I guess waiting for "Dosa" and "DOSA" (Dept. of Spec. and Audience) was intentional!! Let me know :) :)

Srikanth said...

Papam dept fellas.. Anyways almost evrthyin was true.. malli kummesav..

Peter said...

i am also laughed

Uttam said...

finishing touch aripinchav...anna nuvvu keka anna...anna nuvvu turumu anna...anna neeku nuvve saati anna...anna nuvvu..... :)

Unknown said...

devudaa...okkokka department ni varsagaa veskunnav gaa :) super blog le navvaleka chaccha :P :D

krishnaaditya said...

1. commando -- come and do
2. penta gone
3. africa lo antarctica penguin
4. sagam time anc lo, sagam time mb mundhu, migilindhi wingo lo
..... inka chala...

bagunnai ra.
my fav is africalo antarctica penguin...