Oka edaartha Sanghatana....

Nela rojulu gaa pani paata lekunna ... snanam cheyyakunna...juttu meesalu perugutunna... gollu gaddam geekkuntunna.... blog raayananduku main reason kevalam bhaddakam maatrame.... vere ye kaaranalu levu...

Eee blogu lo ni anni paathralu (Steel vi Ithadivi kuda)... nijaale... evi kalpitaalu kaavu.. evadanna deeni valla hurt ayyunte...ekadanna moolaki koorchoni poyyi edavandi...


Balayya babu ki hit elano anantapur ki rain ala ....ofcourse atp ki rain ...test match lo dravid kotte six laa eppudo oka sari aina padtundi le .....ittanti oori lo rain coatu godugula vyaparam pettukunna vadila mohameskoni oka mangalavaram..i mean monday nidra lecha...raatri digindi inka taagaledu ..sorry taagindi inka digaledu...lechi pallu thomi gate bayatiki vocha.....edurunga inti jaanu scooty ni vimbar tho toomutoondi ... enta andamiana pilla ... sonali ni monalisa ni wet grinder lo vesi rubbite voche out come - sonalisa laa untundi .... atu edu graamalu itu edu graamalalo nannu annayya anani oke oka pilla ...


scooter ni tomutu oka saari face turning ichi nannu lookkesindi... anthe gate meeda bill gates laa feel ayyi colgate smile visiresa... ventane ...Gucha ani pilichindi.. anthe background lo voche dairy milk shots ADD

"Laddu kavala naanna Laddu "


ADD nunchi subtract ayyi yup anagaane ... itu raa ani pilchindi malliii BackGround lo

"Inkoka Laddu kavala naanna... Kotha cadbury diary milkk shots..2 rupees ke 2 laddulu"

ikkada short veskunna jaanu undaga dairymilk shots enduku le ani atu vella ...Ventane pakshavaatam vochi manchaana padina vaalla taata ni chupinchi ... nuvvu ittane sannaga unnav gucha anindi ... anthe .... okka sari .. rainbow meeda raabandu retta vesinattu anipinchindi ...anthe le daridrudu cycle konte daanni ambulance guddindanta ... atta undi ...

jaanu maatalu naa lo ni oka "travelling soldier" ni endrine posi nidra lepaayi .. ventane body penchaali ... penchaalii penchaali ani garjisthu inti venakaala gym lo joining ki readich ayya .North America trip ki nalla pilli addu vochinattu ...gym ki vellabotunte DP gadu fone chesadu.. baava sannaga unnananta .. laavu ayyeki 2 tips cheppava ani adigadu...general motors vochi leehman brothers ni appu adukkunattu undi...Ventane nenu .."Hello Hello...kaun ... Whoz on the line... I am not getting you ...Hello hello antu cut chesi gym jeevitaaniki green flag oopesa...

Gym lo join ayyanu... Next roju 6 ke lecha... inti boring pakkana amallakkalu water kosam nenu first ante nenu first ani edavatam start chesaru ... vallanu chudagaane ...adaallante chalu edavataaniki synonym ga cheppukuntaru ... america russia kuda aadalla la puttuntaru edo janmalo ... anduke 1960s lo eee rendu desalu

"edurnti mangala gouri vesukunna golusu chudu"

type lo kotladeskunnaru... dene charitra coldwar ani cheppukundi... ila alochistunte Gym vochindi ...


Gym lo enter avvagane andaru .. arnold (scwarznegger) inka sivister stallone ki dandam pettukunnaru .. okadaite .. vaadiki six pack voste seven members ki eight times gundu kottista ani mokkukunnadu ... nenu maatram .. "pichi mohallara .. rendellu aagandi .. andaru naa body ki ala ne poojalu chestaru ..after 2 years I Will be king ..pumpuhaar pumpuhaar" ani anukoni .. talethi chusa

chuttu pakkala janalu tega chesestunnaru... Sare manamu dumbells ethudaamani ...ethe mundu kasta hype undalani back ground lo [Drum beats slow music... pandula arupulu... gaadidala garjana madhya]

"kaun sa naam sun ne par bhi bachom doodh nahi peethe ho ... kaun sa naam sun en par log anantapur gaav se bhag jaathe ho.. Vo .. Vo gucha gym karthe ho "

ani intro ichi ... dumbell pattukunna ...

8 kastapadi chesa...ADVD exam ki kuda anta kastapadaledu... 9 cheyyagaane nadum pattindi ...Moov kosam vetukuntunte evado "I like to move it I like to Move it" antu ... SuperStar krishna Steps vesthu drill excersize chestunnadu..Moov dorakka .... oka godaki anukoli alane nilchunna... "Raaboye kalaniki kaaboye body builder ga ...roju ki 10 hours Gym cheste..nela ki 4 pack.. 2 nelalaki 8 pack.. tarvaata jaanu tho family pack" ani anukuntu unte ... evado vochi kaali ga unna nanu chusi

"Babu nuvvu ikkada weights clean chese vaadiva" ani adigadu ... eee loga inkokadu ... "arey ooo bahut garmaa hain" ...fan on karo" annadu...

chii... Body leni magodu ante vaadi padesina BeeDi laa chustunnaru janaalu... inka akkada kasepu unna "chotu..toilets gandhaa yaar...clean karo" antaaremo ani urukkuntu urukkuntu vochesa....

UnOfficial Pelli choopulu

      Repu maa DP gadi unofficial pelli choopulu.Nenu DP gadu Mysore ki velli chusi raavali.Indaake vaadiki Match fix aina ammai photo chupinchadu.Enta baagundo pilla.Sweet lo sugar lanti ammai ki Shit lo Insect  laaanti veeditho match fixing ante sprite ni sambar tho kalipi taagesina feeling vochindi.Donkey Milk laanti veediki Dairy milk lanti ammai avasaramaa anipinchindi.Veedi pelli chupulu  Mithrudu cinema la flop aipothe maa paina inti uncle ki  gundu kottista ani  devuditho deal pettukunna. Light off chesi Bright future ni expect chestu padukunna..

Udayam 6 ayyindi... Silencer peekesina road roller gontheskoni DP gadu nannu lepadu..Lechi pallu thomi vocha.... Dp gaadu addam mundu Fair and handsome pooskontunnadu.Kani em chestaam..Dunnapothu ni Dove soap tho uthikina Dark gaa ne untundi..Rat skin ni rin tho ruddina rangu maaradu...Snanam cheskoni vochaanu...DP gaadu serious gaa"Pelli Choopula lo Aadige Pilla Prashnalu "Written by Nitya BramhaChari book ni tega sadivestunnadu..eee loga ekkalsina car vochindi.

Driver gaadu car ni Dettol tho tomutunnadu..Vaadu  janda karra laa ...evadanna tummithe gaaliki kottukupoyelaa  bakkaga..unnadu..eee personality ki thodu poyina janma lo pallu thominattu unnadu...musi nadhi ki mooodinthalu undi vaadu moothi lo paachi...deeniki thodu erra shirtu pacha pantu..antarcitica lo amul icecream ammukune mohamu veedu...veedu driver endi ..thuppu pattina screwdriver la unnadu...Dp gaadu buk Sadavatam Aipoyindi ...Podam pada ani teeskelladu..Car ekkaamu

         Car start ayyindi..Driver gaadu gaaliki egiripokunda vaadi tala meeda paper weight pettanu ...DP gaadu inka vaalla veyyankula gurinchi Hype SESSION chesadu .... "vallu thoda kodithe e voche merupula tho ne  aaa ooriki currentu....veellu kannu erra cheste ne aaa oorilo stoves velugutayanta ... vaalla vamsam lo atu edu taralu itu edu taralu andaru bramhachaarule anta ..."   chiii yedava sodi...seni grahaaniki satellite  mohamu veedu ...Aakali vestoondi ..kadupu lo elukalu 400 m race pettukunattunnai...breakfast cheddam fast ga break veyyi ani aaa Cheepuru pulla driver ki order vesa. 

      Hotel lo breakfast order chesam ...naadi Dp gaadidi aipoyinidi .Kaani driver gaade samvatsaraniki saripoyenta sambar idli tintunnadu...Sachin centuries la balayya babu flops la ventaventane kaanistunnadu..1.5 MB floppy antha potta lo 500 gb harddisk antha thindi ela zip chesi pattinchado assalu artam kaale.....Battery aipoyina UPS laaga  "ESCAPE" leni keyboard laaga silent ga  chustu ala ne undipoyam...Ganta tarvaata Driver light gaa kanichi vochadu ...Car restart ayyindi ....DP gaadu kothala RE-SESSION ekkada start antado ani nenu padukunesa

     Naatho paate DP gaadu padukunnadu .... Car lo paatha paatalu pettaru....Kani sudden gaa Pilli Godanii barikinattu sound vochi ulikki padi lechaam ...Car 20 lo potoondi ...Aaa thindi effect  ki aaa patala side effect baaga affect ayyi driver gaadu kuda DND ani board pettesi Guraka pedutu padukunnadu...Eee loga DP gaadu Kevvvv ani arichaadu... Sehwag kotte boundary laa reppa paatu lo maa dokku car Police jeep  ni guddindi ..Evariki em kaledu kani ..inka ekkada pelli choopulu....Police vaadu 100 rules maatladi 10000 fine vesadu ...eee dash ki DP gaadi pelli choopulu matash ayyayi...Vaadiki manasu lo ela unna naaku maatram Kalankitha Serial lo Commedy Scene chusinattu Anipinchindi .... Anthe mari Daridrudi pelli ki seni gaadu car nadipithe ila ne avtundi.

Ika paina inti uncle ki Vanda Saarlu Gundu kottista

Sunday roju ....

Nela rojulu gaa em thochaledu .... Bangalore climate chandramuki aparichitudu laa split personality chupistoondi...Short gaa cheppalante... Sooryuditho Sarada... Evening varshala Varada.. Road antha Burada.. Domalla valla Durada ... power cut tho baadha ide maa Software jeevitam.. ...Ikkada Bangalore domalaki genetic techology ekkuva ayyindi....Tortoise coils pedtunte vaati meede Koorchoni Group Discussions pedtunnai..Current pole meeda kukka pass posina Short circuit aipotundani teesestunnaru..ika rains padtunappudu Room lo light ni mega lite teeskovaali

"Ika Civils Chadive Time edi Collector ayye Chance Edi"

Eee Avasta ki amplifier laa maa inti pakka theatre lo Mithrudu cinema release ayyindi ...Swargaaniki Surname laa unna bangalore Narakaaniki Nick name laa tayaaru ayyindi ...


Ila undaga Oka Sunday Morning .....Fresh air peelchukundam ani terrace meediki vella 1st floor lo oka aunty uncle untunnaru...aunty software lo job.. uncle school princpal...ala steps ekkuthu oka saari thongi chusa ...

Bed meeda aunty sleeping.. Bed kinda Uncle Sweeping ...kasepu ayyaka vochi malli chusa .. Aunty tv chustoondi Uncle Tea chestunnadu ...bayitiki maatram"Puttintollu tarimesaru ...kattukunnodu Vadilesadu.." ani song vinipistoo undi ..Papam bayata princpal ee aina intlo matram pellaniki paalu tea kalipinche vadu ayyadu .. Anduke Software pilla ni pelli cheskunte intlo anta manam ila Hardware job cheskovaali...Software ammailu Mulla tho samanam

"Mullu vochi Magaadu meeda padda ..Magaadu vochi mullu meeda padda.... chirigedi Magaadi pant ee "

Bore kodtoondi ... Intlo unna babu gaadiki motions vochi vochi motionless ga padukunnadu Sare ani TV on chesa ..


Gemini tv -- Ungaraala Yejamaani.. Vochesadu Maharaju --Lord of the rings..Return of the king (telugu lo) ---

ETV -- Suman natinchina Bhagawatam --veedini chupetti pillalaki valla ammalu "annam tinakapoyavo adigoo vaadiki pattinchesta" ani bhayapedtuntaru


Suman tsunami chusaka TV debbaki off chesa .....tym 12 ayyindi aakali avtoondi ..Sare Gaddam gokkundam first ani Cutting shop ki vellanu ...Manakaa Shaving ante Skin allergy So Trimming annanu .. Akkada Trimmer sagam gokindo ledoo .. Bayata Evadoo Current pole ni Gokadu.. Current poyindi.. Sagam gaddam vedhava la tayaru ayyi bayata chusa .. Current pole ni Lorry Guddindi ... ika Sunday antha Saloon lo ne Samsaaram... Naa face ni chusi lopala voche customers andaru.. Zoo lo 5 kaalla kaakipilla ni chusinattu chusi vellipotunnaru ... Aaa lorry gaadiki Vijayendra Varma cinema 100 rojulu non stop ga chupali .. Arda rupai ki 5 paisalu chillara adukkune vadi mohamu vaadu..

Mohaaniki Cloth addam pettukuni veldaam ani Start ayyanu ... Ala start ayyano ledo.. Balayya ki BP vochinattu Sudden ga Vaana devudi Voice Raise ayyindi... Sagam Gaddam Full ga Varsham .. Road lo parigette Kukkalu kuda vaati pillalaki Adigoo Boochiii ani chupistuu parigedtunnai ... eee loga pakane mithrudu morninga show ayipoyindi .. Bangalore South - Nandamuri Lovers (BSNL) andaru vochi ... arichestunnaru ... Vaammo Cinema kompa teesi average aadestundemo ... Veeella pichi tattukolem ---Sunakaanandaniki Superlative Degree Ki veellu APT saripotaaru ..

Varsham aagindi .Bayata velthe Gudi mundu arigipoyina cheppulu kottese moham anukoni manhandle chestaremo ani akkade unna .. Barber gaadu pelli choopullo ammai ni chusinattu nanu chudatam .. Musi Musi navvulu navvatam ...Veedi assistant veediki double chestunnadu.. Pallu leni duvvena ni addam pettukoni pallu kanipinchela navvestunnadu.. Chii Kolkata royals lo sharukkhan kanna leki bathuku aipoyindi ...ila 2 hours akkade aakali gaa unna simhaala bone lo naligipoyi mulaki koorchoni edustunna jinka pilla laa gadipaanu .. current vochindi ... Trimm ayyaka .. Naa Deena digambara mohaanni Lokaniki Darsanamistu Dhairyangaa Nadichaanu

Train Journey

Nite 10:15 ayyindi 10:30 ki nenu maa frend DP gaadu delhi nunchi bangalore velleki train ekkataaniki station vochaam. desam lo unna daridramanta maa pockets lo already store ayyindi ... iddari daggara kalipi 200 rupees unnayi... 2 tickets lo okati confirm inkokati waiting list. eee DP gaadu matram aadallu puttintiki velle appudu pattukochinanta luggage techadu.

Pakkane atm unte money teeskundam ani vellam ... akkada addanga kattina eifel tower laa killometer queue undi..india lo antha population ela edchindo atam kaale. Governmemt family planning cheskomante Indians andaru Joint family planning follow avtunnattu unnaru...ikkada line lo nilchunte punya kaalam kasta parota tineki poyettundi .. so train ekkudaam ani bayalderaam.

Bayata pettina waiting list chuste maa berth pakkane ammaila batch berthulu unnai..God!!!! you are so good ...recession lekunte neeku naa salary lo 10 percent mmm kadu le 3 percent iche vaadini ani mokkeskoni train ekkam ... single side lower lo iddaram koorchoni kaasepu kunuku teesam.. kalallo maa berth pakka ammailatho milk shakelu ...matnee moviee shows .. abbo voddu le .. enni kalaloo... ila ohalla duet madhya lo artam kaani basha lo aartha naadam vinipinchindi .. eyes open chesi chusa .. morning ayyindii ...

pakka berth ammailu vochesaru.... orange cheeralu .... mohamantha paintu ... cheti lo evo bookkulu ...upper berth lo valla devuni foto lu... vammoo vellu edo nepal lo tappipoyina bhakti batch unattu undi... adento bhakthi paatala tho anthakshari aadestunnaru...veellatho honeymoon ki kaadu himalayaalaki veltaam ....anthe le devudiki recession ani cheppi hand iste ila leg tho tantaadu... daridrudu man bomma geesthe adi dobberman laa vochindanta ...

pakka berth ki ram ram ... maa berth ni chuddam ani chusa .. oka mussaladu ... femina chaduvutunnadu .... vaadi edurunga kottaga pelli ayina janta ... aavidemo annaconda laa undi .. veedemo vaana paamu la unnadu.. match the following lo india capital ante chilakalooripeta answer raasadanta... antha leki ga undi vella matching ..paina chusthe iddaru upperberth lo sleep vesaaru ...okadu guraka start cheste inkokadu danni complete chestunnadu ...

Bhakti babes camp (BBC) anthakshari aapesi Bhakthi reality show start chesaru ... okate nasa gola ...eee pakka chuste bakka babu banda bhabi sarasam chudaleka potunna... eee loga silencer peekina tractor gonthu veskoni "palthesi palthese jana nahi" antu evado adukkune vaadu vochaadu .. inni kastala madhya veedu vosthe ...vijayendra varma cinema madhya lo okka magadu trailer chusinattu undi ... vadu adagaka munde ... levu raa ..unte ivvu ... malli delhi vochinappudu pavla voddi choppuna terchesta ...idi anagaane vaadu bittri mohameskoni dobbesadu ..naa cinema kastaalani serial vaadiki isthe anthe ruthuraagalu reloaded ... antharangalu again...compartment lo kalankitha ani serials teeskuntadu

eee loga DP gaadu lechaadu ... lestune aavalintha kanna munde aakali ani arichaadu. jai pathala bhairavi ante devata vochinattu veedu aakali anagane chai seller vochadu.. chai nahi doodh ani milk teeskunadu ... naku oka sip tagamani ichaadu ... denne antaaremo kastaalalo "paalu" panchukovatam ani ... adi aipoka munde malli aakali annadu ... adi vinnaka pakka compartment pillalu prasadam ani podduna pettina bread omlet panchaaru..naadi kuda lakkoni vede tinesadu ... tinna ventani ball ni chusina tendulkar bat laa veedu bathroom vaipu parigettadu ..

hammayya antu maa compartment vallani chusa... bandadi bakkodi nadum gilluthoondi ... veedemo devudaa ani arustunnadu.. chinnapuudu chadivina gajendra moksham katha gurthochindi... musalaadu swathi buk lo anushka ni tega chustunnadu ...paina vallu matram train sound ki dts effect istu guraka pedtunnaru... intha noise madhya naku enduko nidra pattindi... 2 1/2 hours padukunna.. lechi chusa... DP gaadu inka raaledu ..prasadam effect ki lopala tut test kakunda ekanga compre rastunattu unnadu... vaadu vochaaka compre ela ayyindi raa ani adiga .. emo raa okati ayyindi inka 5 unnai antu malli parigettadu ..

Baaga navvukunnara .... ilage navvinchandi ... endukante

"navvadam oka yogam .. navvinchadam oka bhogam ... navvaleka povatam oka rogam "

Me Myself and Mathematics

          After a long gap which i filled myself with many bitsian memories of my recent pilani visit, let me  give you  an old joke of mine in pictorial way

A gal is  --->

Goat kukka

Now Sorry to say that I gotto   start my blog with simple and serious Psychological state of my mind , 

We are trying to climb an oily tower of time  by ourselves all through the day without seeing a ladder of thought beside us. Some see it, use it and move through time eternally, immortally and Archimedes , newton  Einstein are of no exceptions. We cant imagine technology without them. What if Archimedes sat in the bath tub with a gal and a hole in it ? What if Newton slept under a Pumpkin tree instead of an apple? What if Einstien was handsome enough to flirt with Rita Haysworth in Hollywod ? We are not living man. We are just mastrubating with time for a momentous orgasm of happiness.

Dont expect the same seriousness all the while. I wanted to say My experiences with mathematics teachers in my school, College and in BITS pilani. Just move your eyes down

They all say maths is the queen of all sciences but I hated mathematics since my childage.Me and numbers never go together. My marks in Maths always are poor. They always have the shape of

X2+y2 = constant 

Its all like  Short ball to Ganguly, Nadal to Federer, Balayya to Humans and Mathematics to Gucha. 

 In my tuition,  I was taught maths by a man with horrendous squint eyes. Its like looking africa and seeing Asia.I always concentrated on what angle his head should be If he wanted to look at me. I neither figured his Head eye coordination  nor the maths he taught dialy even for today.In school, Maths teacher is BJP (Bhoomiki Janedu Podavu). You can see her hand writing on blackboard but not the person.  

In intermediate Some north-east guy taught  us mathematics.I hated his chinky face. especially the eyes of his and his brothers- korean chinese and nepal people. God has shown so much variety in this world in creating people but he lacked that in creating their faces. May be the deadline for face creation is neared and he simply cut copied and pasted each face to every one of them like all bitsians do. Even God might be  also a BITSAA senior member. I always slept in the last bench during his class  dreaming of the nurses that were there beside my campus.

I didnt find any difference in BITS pilani during maths class. Devi prasad tries to proove how 1+1=2 all through the sem. M.Ganesh whispers wat ever he knows in the ear of black board. Virender sehwag, Psingh and T.N.Express are running fast always and ever. Balram Dubey is like a thin flag pole-I always wantd to write a letter to his wife asking her to feed him chawanprash daily.I used to attend B.K.Mishra class as it contained most femine population. All through the class I began to analyze the structures of different gals sitting in the class using Engineering graphics. (Aanalysis of Structures Using Engineering Graphics)

But for every bitsian gal  top view front view and side view are same

You know what structure those views will give

Most of the gals in my batch are UGOs --> Ugliest Ghoting Objects. They all deserve to be having OSCARS

O -- Oily skin

S-- Stinking dress

C--Cylindrical bodies

A--Annoying Tone

R--Rubbish Face

S--Stupidest Brains

I always come out of BKM class finding that there are 20 regularly coming cylinders 6 coming twice a week and a few coming before the day of exam.

Thats it for now.  If i encounter any mathematics professors in future, I ll update this topic for sure. My eyes are feeling drowsy now. I gotto sleep. Cya Soon.

Apogee Time lo ....

March month -2006--Apogee Time

Prerequisites : DP ki color takkuva..Puppy ki Cuttings ekkuva... Babu Bommalu Geestaadu ... Subbu Rec n Acc lo pani chestadu

Nite 8 ayyindi..Maa wingies chaala mandi departments lo unatam valla antha silent gaa undi.Second year MT2 teacher kala lo ki ravatam tho nidra bhale pattindi....Pakkane unna 

maa batch banda pilla kanipinchatam tho....adedo Gundu kottinchina mahesh babu ni chusinattu ulikki padi lecha...

Wing bayitiki vocha..Bathroom ki nadustundaga.. oka nallati akaaraaniki dash icha...Vaadu ventane Guchaa ani arichadu..aaa gonthu maa DP gaadidi...Dunnaothu ki cycle guddite 

cycle aravaali kani ikkaa reverse lo jarigindi..Physics lo  dark matter gurinchi chadavatame kaani Practically not possible annaru..Adi tappani telustoondi ippude...

Me :Ye raa ikkada em chestunnav ??

DP: Naa RayBan cooling classes Vetukkuntunna antoo siggu paddadu..

Nite Cooling glasses endi raa Month Less Fellow (nela takkuva vedava) ani arustu .. 

Me: ye ra .....ekkadiki ?

DP: Department ki veltunna raa...Apogee time gaa ..Bizi Bizi..Faafalu untaru Frofose cheyyali ... anti dobbesadu

veedu firewalls department... kaani veedu cheraaka danni coal walls ani change chesaru...Aina eee firewalls ante edo F1 ki cheering team anukuneru...Lekunte Bits Ladies basket ball fans kuda kaadu..Bits lo Pandagalaki Pabbalaki Jeetam teeskokunda Chowki BUsiness chestuntaaru...

Malli veedu cheekati lo nadisthe evdanna dash ichestaadani ... Cell tower meeda red light pettinattu.. veedi bugga meeda radium sticker pettesi pampincha..

Eee lopale current vochindi .. Dark matter DP ala vellipoyaadu..nenu Anc ki bayaldera ..

Aappude Puppy gaadu nannu chusi Guchaaa ani gattiga eggjitement tho arichaadu...

Puppy.. in DOpy --Department of Porno...thooch...Photography..

eee dopy pillalaki pani paata em lev..Aaata 3 lo anchors laaga...Milli gram exitement ki Killogram thrill avtuntaaru..

Veedu Department lo cherina kothallo Sagam sem motham negative ni Boothaddam kinda petti research chese vaadu... Oka saari

Me :Wat dude Y looking Nevative in Devil Glasses (Boothaddalu)

Puppy :Naa Face intha tellaga unna -ve lo enduku raa nallaga undo ani              

Tarvaaatha telsindi DOPY vallu ila Burra Dobbesina IIT coaching vallane recruit cheksuntaaru ani...

Birla Baama ..Taata Tatayya ..vaadi padesina Cam ni Pattukoni.. kukkaki kundelu ki cross breed aina oka pilli pillani pakkane pettukoni.. Gandhiji statue head meeda hair ni photo teyyalani try chestuntaaru .. veellu...Sem lo appudappudu Calenderlu Diary lani tayaru chesi Bhagwan ji omlet ki free gaa vochelaa contract kuda pettukunnaru...

Nannu choodagane ...Veedu naa vaipu parugettadu ...veedi venakaale aaa ammai Hutch lo kukka pilla la veedi vaipu parigettindi ..veedini kottala vodileyyala ani adugudaamani 

ventane idea add lo Sreya laa

naa cell lo Gandhi yaa Commando ani maa frends ki oka sms pampanu..

kaani maa vallu..kakkurthi fellas... evadiki free sms offer lekapovatam tho reply raaledu..

akkade nilchunna naaku ... oka snap raa ani adigaadu.. nenu kaadanna .. veedu vadaladu... Dopy fellas anthe ...Fevicol thintu pudtaaru.. Fevi quick namuluthu perugutaaru.. Fevi stick pooskoni tirugutaaru.. 

Vaadu nannu nilabetti ...naa mohamu... kaallu.... chetulu...... evi cover kaakunda oka snap teesi id number teeseskoni oka smile ichi...03689 -5 copies  ani naa id kuda vaade cheppeskuni 

vellipoyadu...

Vaadu vellipogaane Babu gaadu "Gandhi yaa ..Come and Do naa" em cheyyali raa Gandhi ni ani SMS pampaadu .. Kaasepu emo artam kaale tarvaatha veligindi ...Crac vallu vesina Crack 

joke ani ... Commando-- Come and Do ...

Babu crac lo last sem join ayyadu.. Kaani veediki anthakumunde Crack undedi ani maaku assalu telidu ..Veediki chinappati nunchi ammai anna aavakaayi anna Bommalanna Ear cutting 

cheskune vaadu...Anduke eppudu ane vaadu

Art Aavakay Ammai eppudu bore kottav raa ani ...

Oka roju ...

Babu : nenu crack chesa raaa Crac lo 

Me : Ela raa 

Babu : Auditions lo naa 10th class lo nenu ammai ki raasina artistic ..luv drawing chupincha ...

Me: edi maaku chupinchavu ...

Vaadu chupinchaadu.. 

vaadu raasina luv drawing chusi ellundi thine thindi ni ivvale vaanthi cheskunattu anipinchindi..Paapam aaa ammai ippudu ye mental Hospital lo undo emo ...

Babu : I lUV you raa.. Luv ante heart ee kada raa. Anduke ala geesa...Naa creativity baagunda ??

Bagunda??!!ala kuda anipistoonda?Africa lo tappipoyina antarctica penguin laa undi maa bathuku...

Vaammo ...eee crac vallaki pani paata em ledu ...Kaakulaki tella paint kottatam ..Cheema meeda chimpanzee ni geyyatam ... Ila geesina dikkumaalinia bommalni petti... Wonder our creativity ani oka board pedtaaru.. Veella stall pakkane eppudu 109 ambulance enduku untundo artham ayyuntundi  ..

Ivvala Poddune Babu gaadu chaala happy gaa unnadu ...Em ayyindi raa ante .. CRAC visitors ki APOGEE kosam oka question kanipetta 

Babu : Oka foto lo penta untundi Pakka foto lo undadu ... Appudu em antaaru ?

Me : Emantaaru raa ?

Babu : Penta Gone Antaaru raa ..BAhhahahahhahah Bahhahahahahha

Veellu anthe C6 valle nayam veellakanna Kaasta artam ayye jokulu veskuntaru...

Anc ki vocha... Dosa order icha...

dingu dingu mantu Subbu gaadu kooda vochaadu... Assale Apogee time gaa ...Subbu gaadu Sagam anc lo Inka sagam MB mundu untaadu .. Migilina tym lo Department work lo aina maa wing lo aina tirugutuntadu ...Rec n Acc lo andaru ilanti bizi schedule ee follow chestuntaaru ..

Rec n Acc lo chaala mandiki oka polcy undi 

"Manishi ki nela neeru nippu aakasam gaali evi lekunna HYPE ....(Gattiga)HYPE......(Inka Gattiga) HYPE cheste chaalu Bathakagaladu " ani

Samvatsaraaniki oka saari Orissa varada baadhithulla ... Ekkado place unna chota oka Tent veskuntaaru ... Tent kattadam kosam Mech Sol ..Analysis of Structures lantivi chaduvutu tega hype chestuntaru...Aaa tent ki Paint kottesi Padesina paint dabbala lo water veskoni tirugutuntaaru ...Deeniki thodu Tent lo Lights kosam wing lo unna tubelights and Bogs lo unna zero bulbs ni dobbestuntaaru..Ten feet kuda leni tent lo Twenty members daaka untaru... Veellani chuste India lo pedarikam ekkuva ayyindemo ...1 rupee leka 50 paise generous donation cheddam...Ani feeling vochestundi ...

Eee logaa naa Dosa Vochedindi ....Nenu kummestaanu...Meeru velli kummi dobbandi ika ...

A simpleton's Redeem

Meeting Meeting and Meeting

A hand A bicycle A pink Cheddi and A Star are meeting today...Its 5:30 already. I think every one have arrived..Let us peek into meeting hall....

Strange!! There are no audience ..Expect a lone Spectator-- A middle Class Spectator.. But on the stage ...Its all Setup ...Hand is Waving His Hand... Pink Cheddi is there on left corner close to the hand.. His nose is much bigger than Sumo Wrestler Butt....The Star is glowing  Bright.. Fresh Charm..he is carrying ..But where is the cycle ..??

Half an Hour has passed...One Hour has passed... Did you see him ??

Ahhh There he is .. With 2 Ants .....both r two communists ...and a Poster ... Seperate Wardrobe for pink cheddi....Seeing this.. The nose of Pink Cheddi swung towards Bicycle.

Hand seeing this starts...

Two ants ahh!! Gud Man do you think ants Ride the bicycle ??!! And You pink cheddi can Honk Horn for your Bicycle ??

Bicycle : We form The Great Bond (Goppa Kootami) Ants to cheer and Pink Cheddi as my Bicycle seat cover ... Suits us all ...

In mean time pink chedddi says

Hand You gave me Hand when I asked for Seperate Wardrobe ...Now Bicycle is saying ... so I am happy to be a Cover for Bicycle's Ass.

Star interrupts In group Leader movie also Two Villans Came against me .. I Smashed both..Here too Bicycle Get as many Ants as much.."Haath Dekha Kitna Rough Hain" 

Bicycle says... U Fresher.... U r flimish still... Hand You are also fimish right ??

Hand : What the Hell are you taking about U Yellow Painted Two Tyre Puntured Bicycle?

The simpleton down the stage looks curious.. What sort of Acting Hand has done in the present rule

Then Bicycle intervenes 

Hand.. U fingered in Every land mafia in City.. Even in your home town...No land Goes beyond ur Middle Finger Length ...Isnt it Looking Like a Villan in Role of a movie ...If u keep your Shit in Every land.. Where on Earth You give it to Poor and needy ?

Before Hand is going to say... He donated even his house to poor... Star says Bicycle ..So What have you done ?You ruled 9 years and Instead of You working , U made people work. People Cleaned their Streets  under Meek "Compulsory Toilet Cleaning Camp" every week...Have You seen My "eNDIRA" Movie ?? I built dam for prople ... See that atleast tonite.

The common simpleton is thinking now .. Star is better than Hand ... and try to feel relaxed ..

MeanWhile Pink Cheddi says... I Strongly support Bicycle.. Dont know why I do..Dear all Pink Cheddies... Eat even the Shit on Cycle's Tyres.. what we want is Seperate Wardrobe....

Hand laughing at the Big nosed Cheddi Words ...Says.. Do you see Today's news paper Free Houses ....Big Addd... Free for you dear Simpleton ....

Simpleton now looks happy to give Hand the Magic Wand 

Bicycle says ... Figments of Imagnation Having Paperwork....Every Today's News Paper is Tomorrow's Tissue Paper ...Just like Your ideas....

Pink CHeddi says .. True True ... As true as our Seperate Wardrobe arrival....

Star says... Where You have got money for Such Huge Adds ...Contracts...Taking Bribes ??Or is there Fuckin Machine which shits Green Paper ? Have You seen Thagoor ...Our ACF will kick You to hell....The star stops suddenly... He suddenly doesnt remember ..his muggedup Dialogue ...

Hand says ....Stop Targetting me ... Or Else I will see both of you in Hell ....

Star says Killing ....I Killed hundreds in Movie "Lenin".. CM prakashraj tried to kill me.. I smashed him ... and Simpleton... Try to help 3 people Ask 3 people to help 3 more... This is My first point in Manifesto....

Pink Cheddi says.. Y u came to Politics instead of Dishum Dishum STuff..Have you ever took movie "Seperate Wardrobe for Pink cheddi" Get lost ...

Bicycle says U killed So many Cycles  . Yet you call yourself a leader ?? What happened to your Arogya sri... Aarogya Sri is not even as healthy as its promo .. U r a Leader.. Shame .. Except changing names of Aerodrums and Hospitals in name of ur Fore fathers... U did Nothing...Copied Our Manifesto point ...2 rupees Killo Rice ... for poor ...Free Current ..

Stupid Think on ur own feet..

Seeing their Argument ...Simpleton thinks ...Bicycle Ride looks good in Future

Hand Says... So have you given 2 rupee killo ? Any  indication of free current ? The State is Huge not only hyderabad...Farmers benifited nothing because of you ... Many commited suicide instead of seeing your French Beard Face...I then saw Forrest Gump movie and like that I ran across the state ....People loved me then ....Your bicycle never Crossed beyond hyderabad Border.. We w ill give What We are saying

Pink Cheddi says... As True as Seperate Wardrobe....

Star says... Shutup u Mega Nose...Few days back U cried on the floor...and decided not to eat any shit unless ur mama gave you seperate wardrobe ..(Aaamarana nirahaara diksha for seperate state) ...After some time... U went to Mama... Maama Maama am hungry ... Can u give me milk atleast...Thats what you are a 3 year old marasmus baby with Obesity in Nose ....

Howz THIS pink cheddi... Dog Bite Slipper Slap....

Bicycle says... Here is it simpleton ...1:50 rupees killo rice and Free current

Star says : 1.40 rupees rice and Free current and every house one transformer

Hand says : 1 Rupee rice and Every house one power plant

Bicycle 90 paise  

Star 80 paise  

Hand  70 

Cheddi : 60 as true as Seperate wardrobe...

Every one start quarreling Bidding rates on free rice

It comes down to

Bicycle : 5 paise

Star 4 paise

Hand : 2 paise

Cheddi... Free rice... Fro pink cheddis of seperate wardrobe........

Seeing the quarrel ...Simpleton shouts.....

Shutup!!! Am middle class person. 

Dear Hand ....If you reduce prices on these things like current and Rice to farmers ?? Wwho will compensate the Reduced prices ? It comes as tax  on Us. Did you ever pay tas ? Have you ever paid 1 third of salary to government ?? Neither the poor nor the rich suffer ...Only the middle class... PAAVALA VADDI as u say Runaalu MAFI... but what happened you know ....To compensate that.... Prices grew on dialy supplies. Yet the poor got them free and rich got them tax free.. Your Ideas might be figments of imagination. They may create false hope for many.... But  If Pro is opposite of Con , The Opposite of Progress is ..... U know what

Stop Laughing You cycle face. Am coming at you.  You never peddaled beyond city. Still you made many people work. Its the leaders who have to work..Software wont run the state.. Its the poor Middle class that live in the state.. Do something for farmers. Teachers and Govt oficials never benifited because of You . If You are the leader I think POOR becomes Poorer and IT fields Become richer

And You star .....I have lot of respect for your acting and i am Great Fan ...But Life is not a cinema... How can we belive that your party is  able to do all the Good on earth? Having blood banks and Eye banks  proove ur intentions ... . I respect you well.....You may do Good. But what about the others in your Party ?They are all either fingers of hand or Spokes of Bicycle Wwheel....How can i Garuntee development in your party with them? A Mango tree with full of weeds around ... cant survive much

And Pink Cheddi ... Cheddis are Cheddis only.. They never Become Jeans pants Even though you are gicen a seperate wardrobe... Stop dividing and start developing the state...

Thus I think If I vote to any of You My vote never feels satisfied. It never sees Deveopment in Hand and Cycle and Never sees Garuntee of that in Star beside Pink cheddi not even considered for any opinion.

There is  49-O in constitution which says I VOTE NOBODY and I am cancelling my vote...April 16th is Not Far...Readers of the blog do hurry up....

Better Save your vote today than to waste on Someone who lives on your vote tommorow letting you suffer